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Luke-H wrote:Oh do fuck off Hyma, why should I care what you think?
Because you have a lampshade on your head, dear...
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Luke-H wrote:What the fuck have I been doing with my life...)
Saying "see you later" in a series of fits of spontaneous hilarity, apparently.
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Johnny
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According to Today's Metro a load of Yanks are trying to sue Apple because they reckon that Apple knew the i-Pod Nano was faulty and it's there fault for releasing it& conning a load of people :roll: Or words to that effect

Anyone experienced any screen problems with this Nano? I was going to get one but alot of reports say it ain't that good.
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Johnny wrote:According to Today's Metro a load of Yanks are trying to sue Apple because they reckon that Apple knew the i-Pod Nano was faulty and it's there fault for releasing it& conning a load of people :roll:
why :roll: ?
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Johnny
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Well we all know how petty the Yanks are, especially when it comes to suing people
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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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oMg w00t l33t h4xx0r Al3Rt ...

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As seen in the shop window of Dixons, Guildford.

"Your computer might be at risk". Perhaps this computer has a built in burglar detection unit? :lol:

Oh, and another thing. How can NIS "might" be out of date. It is or it isn't. :?

No wonder Macs seem such a more viable option for new users.
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Chris wrote:No wonder Macs seem such a more viable option for new users.
Yes but look at the pricetag.
Chris wrote:Oh, and another thing. How can NIS "might" be out of date. It is or it isn't. :?
It is probably flagging that it hasn't been able to check for updated virii lists from the Norton site, and so in terms of completeness may be "out of date".
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cdd
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No no no no no no. Silly you; that pc is a Packard Bell. I've heard their very protected.

No wonder Norton give these programs for free, they charge astronomical subscription fees to the idiots brainwashed by OMG SPYWAER!!!! propaganda. A fool and their money are soon parted!

Never try and tell this to someone though, because they tend to get incredibly shirty, especially if their computer does end up with a virus. Telling them it's their fault for being so stupid in the first place also does not help.
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cdd wrote:No no no no no no. Silly you; that pc is a Packard Bell. I've heard their very protected.

No wonder Norton give these programs for free, they charge astronomical subscription fees to the idiots brainwashed by OMG SPYWAER!!!! propaganda. A fool and their money are soon parted!

Never try and tell this to someone though, because they tend to get incredibly shirty, especially if their computer does end up with a virus. Telling them it's their fault for being so stupid in the first place also does not help.
OMG! Remember the last time you said that and got infected by spyware? lol
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cdd
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Hymagumba wrote:
cdd wrote:No no no no no no. Silly you; that pc is a Packard Bell. I've heard their very protected.

No wonder Norton give these programs for free, they charge astronomical subscription fees to the idiots brainwashed by OMG SPYWAER!!!! propaganda. A fool and their money are soon parted!

Never try and tell this to someone though, because they tend to get incredibly shirty, especially if their computer does end up with a virus. Telling them it's their fault for being so stupid in the first place also does not help.
OMG! Remember the last time you said that and got infected by spyware? lol
I refer the honorable broken record to the answer I gave some moments ago.
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MarkN
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cdd wrote:I refer the honorable broken record to the answer I gave some moments ago.
Ah, but if you had been clever enough to put in place preventative measures, then you would not have had a spyware problem at all!

(Note: Taking "preventative measures" need not necessarily mean installing Norton Money Hoover 2005)
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