Best put downs.!

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I had a right tosser in my salon today. He was about 19 and thought he knew all there was to know about Jaguars ( the car). I waited till i got more of an audience and it couldn't have been more perfect if i'd planned it. The words out of his mouth were " what i've learnt about cars".... I cut in sharply with " you could write on the back of a stamp".

I'm still getting off on the adulation i recieved for that one.

I've come to metro to put my feet back on the ground.

You'd have loved it if you'd been there though.
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I used to work with this amazing girl called Lesley who had a "put-down" for every situation. It sometimes got her into trouble!

She had the humour of Jamez and the caustic wit of Hyma all rolled into one. She could verbally destroy someone in a sentence. After listening to her I would always say "I must write that one down", but I never did. I wish many times that I had.
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I know a couple of people like that, but there a time and a place for such outburst,

on buses, and a college Management meeting are place were you can do it,
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Barcode!

Just to enter into the spirit of the thread, fukc fof!
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It Very strange this place:

some of you want me to say

some of you want to Magically disappear

and some other don;t care, but seem to think I have some how cause Sput to Magically disappear.

make up you minds people it can;t be both!
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barcode wrote:It Very strange this place:

some of you want me to say

some of you want to Magically disappear

and some other don;t care, but seem to think I have some how cause Sput to Magically disappear.

make up you minds people it can;t be both!

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wells wrote:humor
Where, exactly, in America, is this Redditch place then?
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wells wrote:Nick Harvey's Attempt at humor ----) Here
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*scratches head* :?: :roll:
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barcode wrote:and some other don;t care, but seem to think I have some how cause Sput to Magically disappear.
Oh you fucking wish, you little turd burglar.
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well at least Mr Harvey has Manners

also I dread to think would have been said if I had included; Cillit Bang
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