I had a right tosser in my salon today. He was about 19 and thought he knew all there was to know about Jaguars ( the car). I waited till i got more of an audience and it couldn't have been more perfect if i'd planned it. The words out of his mouth were " what i've learnt about cars".... I cut in sharply with " you could write on the back of a stamp".
I'm still getting off on the adulation i recieved for that one.
I've come to metro to put my feet back on the ground.
You'd have loved it if you'd been there though.
I lost a client, but hey ho!
Best put downs.!
I used to work with this amazing girl called Lesley who had a "put-down" for every situation. It sometimes got her into trouble!
She had the humour of Jamez and the caustic wit of Hyma all rolled into one. She could verbally destroy someone in a sentence. After listening to her I would always say "I must write that one down", but I never did. I wish many times that I had.
She had the humour of Jamez and the caustic wit of Hyma all rolled into one. She could verbally destroy someone in a sentence. After listening to her I would always say "I must write that one down", but I never did. I wish many times that I had.
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Barcode!
Just to enter into the spirit of the thread, fukc fof!
Just to enter into the spirit of the thread, fukc fof!
barcode wrote:It Very strange this place:
some of you want me to say
some of you want to Magically disappear
and some other don;t care, but seem to think I have some how cause Sput to Magically disappear.
make up you minds people it can;t be both!
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Where, exactly, in America, is this Redditch place then?wells wrote:humor
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