CONGRATULATIONS, Sput; that was a TEST, and you've PASSED. Well done.
Not that you'll believe me, but I did actually think of that very problem, but failing to have a readable sentence afterwards left it out in the hope no-one would notice my laziness.
I was told a (probably untrue - but it was presented as a true) story of a man who had been arrested after driving through a red light, and his defence was that he had been travelling so fast that when he reached the light it was already green. He was told that for that to have happened he must have been travelling faster than the speed of light and so he could choose his charge.
