Today I did something that was....

[Jamez]

Good for the ego:
Arranged a date with a young lady next week

How was this a good deed?
Oh, of course, how silly of me. Lucky her.

*yawn*

Get back under your rock where no-one can see you.

[Beep]

Bad for the soul: Smashed two windows on a purple 1997 reg Ford Mondeo , Vehicle Registration Number P217 ***

Was this for fun or...?

EDIT: And why have I only just noticed how many details you've given about the car? Why have you done that?

I am trying to get a cell with David Platt.
The number plate is P217 **B

[Nini]

You're a complete twat, chubby.