Jokes...

Square Eyes · Tue 07 Nov, 2006 23.00

miss hellfire wrote:A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect, to which one of the boys replies " i'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"

*tumbleweed*

Not The Chef · Tue 07 Nov, 2006 23.33

Square Eyes · Tue 07 Nov, 2006 23.40

Any chance of something actually funny in this thread ?

tvmercia · Tue 07 Nov, 2006 23.40

Not The Chef wrote:Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

i think it would be useful to assist any google searches by any future employer that the above 'jokes' were posted by james martin of hinckley, leicestershire, failed local radio dj.

Not The Chef · Tue 07 Nov, 2006 23.57

James H · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 00.07

Quite right.

The above distasteful jokes were posted by James Martin, a failed radio DJ from Hinckley in Leicestershire, where he currently lives without a conscience or any thought in his oversized head. Currently recovering from a bruised ego.

Not The Chef · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 00.40

cdd · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 00.51

Not The Chef wrote:Oh fuck the lot of you.

And Gavin - just to make sure that I cannot log on anymore, just for you:

What's the difference between a Paki and a bag of shit?

The bag!

Goodnight Metropol 24/7 - you will not be missed!

Fuck you all!

I can understand why you might be resentful towards me but I actually don't see what Gavin's done to upset you. If anything he's been over-altruistic when dealing with your crass behaviour.

Square Eyes · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 00.59

I take it's he's gone now ?

What a mental, my eyes

Pete · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 01.01

i wonder if he's trying out undo his nonsense.

I presumed it was Gav deleting the porn spam but the manner in which he's edited his own comment on here suggests it's the mental himself doing it

Square Eyes · Wed 08 Nov, 2006 07.56

Yes lots of blanks where his idiotic ramblings previously sat.

What a shame they weren't all quoted for posterity. I trust this is the end of the debacle.