The Top 100 things that drive "us" mad

[Sput]

Now I am officially back from sunning myself stupid in Ibiza with the boys, I will be lighting up your life with my witticisms and occasionally misogyny.

Urrrgh! Ibiza?! Is it 1997 again?

[all new Phil]

Here are a list of things that I extremely hate or drive me mad :

1. Chavs
2. 3'5 rudeboys
3. Under 16s on mobile phones
4. Inadequate youths spitting on the ground
5. Youths again swearing every 30 seconds
6. Buses with sh*te on the seats and windows
7.Body piercings (excludes the lower ears)
8.Tattoos (women mainly)
9. New housing plots
10. Goths
11. Grungers
12. Adults trying to makes themselves younger
13. Ageist youths
14. Missing the bus
15. Impossible coursework
16. Z-list celebrities thinking that they're famous ( watch out TPT)
17. Celebrites who scar themselves (with tattoos and BP)
18. Council houses
19. Devil children
20. Not really exciting, ITV1
21. The Jeremy Kyle Show
22. Climate change
23. Pointless emails about education offers
24. Rap music
25. American children's cartoons about thick people being the protangists
26. Internet trolls
27. Love Island
28. Countless swarm of useless digital channels
29. Being bored
30. Having to be boarded in during most of the summer holiday.

If I'm in the mood, there's more later.

Maybe it'd save time if you listed things you actually like.

[Sput]

I like rain, I like ham, I like you.

[johnnyboy]

Urrrgh! Ibiza?! Is it 1997 again?

It'll always be 1997 for me.

[martindtanderson]

1 - 100 I hate Pointless Lists

- Lists of people's music collections,
- Lists of people's favourite films,
- Myspace (its all about lists really)

Well i don't mind them really, Channel 4 make some nice shows around lists, perfect when there is nothing else on to watch.

[Gluben]

1 - 100 I hate Pointless Lists

- Lists of people's music collections,
- Lists of people's favourite films,
- Myspace (its all about lists really)

Well i don't mind them really, Channel 4 make some nice shows around lists, perfect when there is nothing else on to watch.

I like them only to see old clips and secrets about the programmes, films or albums, but I don't like the fact that it will be said to be the "ultimate" list, as in "it's official". Because it isn't, and it never will be.

[tillyoshea]

What annoys me? Spurious 'surveys' being cynically produced by companies hoping to get a bit of free press (Lactofree in this case) - and the pseudo-journalism that leads to them actually being printed.

[iSon]

What annoys me? Spurious 'surveys' being cynically produced by companies hoping to get a bit of free press (Lactofree in this case) - and the pseudo-journalism that leads to them actually being printed.

This is the world we live in - it's very common for big companies to comission a survey whilst doing market research to give media a "human interest" story that helps sell the product at the same time.

I personally don't have a problem with them - it's just a line at the end of the story usually (SOME choose not to mention it at all...but it's courtesy to throw in the free plug).

However it's the crafty ones you have to watch out for like "Vodafone is the UKs favourite mobile phone operator. Blah blah blah.." Then right at the end you find "In the survey comissioned by Vodafone..."

[Nick Harvey]

Spurious 'surveys' being cynically produced by companies hoping to get a bit of free press.

Lactofree have got nothing on the drug reps.

Just wait till you qualify and get them head on!

[tillyoshea]

Spurious 'surveys' being cynically produced by companies hoping to get a bit of free press.

Lactofree have got nothing on the drug reps.

Just wait till you qualify and get them head on!

Hey, they're already giving me freebies. And I'm not complaining. I'm easily bought with quality products, you see, just not by cheap unconvincing journalism.

[johnnyboy]

Promotional trailers for news and current affair programmes where it looks like the main presenter is taking part in an interview and not reading from dummy cards annoy me.