Leave no stone unturned...
... I am of course referring to pirates, a very feeble marketing campaign which Microsoft is now playing on as our household was sent a box containing nothing more than a large rock rock a blue box, accompanied by a small and dull leafelet. I would not be so bitter were it not for the fact that I was sent down to the Royal Mail Sorting Office to collect the f-ing thing. Just where the hell do these rocks come from!? And if this is a nationwide marketing campaing, isn't there an environmental issue here too?
Perhaps the rock was there for a purpose, and would ultimately find its own destiny in some form or another?
*puff of smoke ... deep dreamy voiceover bloke*
To be slung through one of the windows at Microsoft's office in Reading the next time you needed a bit of stress relief when your computer "apologises" for crashing when you've been working on that important document?
*another puff of smoke*
Sorry. I'm in a bit of a strange mood tonight.
*puff of smoke ... deep dreamy voiceover bloke*
To be slung through one of the windows at Microsoft's office in Reading the next time you needed a bit of stress relief when your computer "apologises" for crashing when you've been working on that important document?
*another puff of smoke*
Sorry. I'm in a bit of a strange mood tonight.


Not actually my rock (in fact mine is much rounder and nicer

