Mr Liftshaft has got a new job

B.E. El-Zebub · Sun 02 Apr, 2006 20.40

Designing the Rugby FM website

http://www.rugbyfm.co.uk/info/presenters.aspx

Dr Lobster* · Sun 02 Apr, 2006 21.03

i've seen quite a few websites (even sky news) doing this recently. on one story there was a squashed picture of the lord chancellor charlie falconer, when i clicked view image, it was a massive 3 megapixel image which hadn't been resampled, just sized down with the image tags.

Jamez · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 00.32

You think JM would have chosen a better pic for his publicity shot! :roll:

Sput · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 00.54

I know! It's nothing like him! Actually look at the size of that bugger, looks like they have a content management system that let you upload a pic but they've uploaded them in the wrong dimensions.

James Martin · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 12.02

For the record, I didn't choose that picture.

You can see it unstretched on my MySpace, er, space.

The guy above is also not I (!)

Bail · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 12.10

James Martin · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 12.17

Given I'm an ugly fucker at the best of times, I quite like that pic.

Jamez · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 12.51

Lose the specs and you'll look 100x better!

Sput · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 13.12

Jamez wrote:Lose the specs and you'll look 100x better!

Intriguingly the opposite is true for you!

Incidentally, why are you linking to a picture of a naked man on your profile? I'm DEFINITELY sure you're not at all gay.

James Martin · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 13.16

I can't have contact lenses (failed the assessment due to high suffering of hayfever) and laser correction puts me right off.

shaun · Mon 03 Apr, 2006 18.50

You do get around a bit, Mr. Martin:

James Martin
Monday - Friday evenings: 6pm - 11pm & Saturday: 10am - Midday

James started with Pirate FM on the Listener Advisory Board. After much pestering he joined the Pirate Crew presenting the Saturday Night Show. From there, James moved around presenting every slot possible at the weekends.

He now presents the Weekday Evening show, and Saturday Mornings. He can often be found reporting live from community events throughout Cornwall.

He has an active interest in everything technological; digital cameras, DAB radio and all aspects of I.T. When he`s not getting Cornwall going at the weekend, James spends much of his time exploring the region, attempting some amateur photography and socialising as heavily as possible!

http://www.piratefm.co.uk/presenters.asp

in fact, a few of those pictures are not in the correct ratio. Perhaps Mr. "Liftshaft" designed this website too?