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Lorns
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Where he found..
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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Sput
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..water.
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Lorns
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Smartass...
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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TG
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...dick for his pudding, which was odd really, given his allergy to...
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Finn
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...currant afffairs, which was such an appalling pun that he immediately...
Jamez
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...slapped neil green across his speccy face with a large poo, leaving a nice...
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Sput
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...resemblence to Jamez...
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Finn
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...who then surprised everybody be spending a year being thoroughly nice, while Anneka Rice...
Jamez
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...bent over and slowly pulled down her spandex jumpsuit over her pert bottom, making Jamez...
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Lorns
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Wander why the fuck he logged out of a highbrow msn chat to react upon...
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
Jamez
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...he had to disconnect from the net to answer a phone call from his friend in cardiff, and when he logged back on to the net, decided not to log back into MSN because he was typing a long-winded story on MSN and didn't want to be distracted...
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