Let's make a story...

[all new Phil]

Ok, this is quite simple. I'll start a story off, and then each following person who posts has to write the next bit. Got that? Good!

Here goes..

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the tinned vegetable aisle in Sainsbury's when I saw...

[Alarsne53]

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the tinned vegetable aisle in Sainsbury's when I saw...

James Martin considering what he could do with a couple of tins of beans and .............

[Pete]

...commented that this seemed awfully familiar to something I thought we scrapped once it got tedious, nevertheless...

[iSon]

...it's incredibly tedious, and Phil should be ashamed of himself for starting it.

The End.

[all new Phil]

...Phil thought that it would be fun, especially as we seem to have less of the weirdos round here these days. Which is unfortunate really, because...

[all new Phil]

Meh, you guys are no fun. I was merely trying to lift the atmosphere (is that a phrase even?) seeing as noone had posted on here in ages.

Asses. The lot of you.

[judin]

...shouted Phil, removing packet of frozen sweetcorn from his...

[DAS]

...bucket (that he was holding), while he wondered what the heck DAS' Celebration Party was celebrating and why DAS himself wasn't invited...

[Finn]

...to go swimming with the sharks, which was fortunate, because...

[Alarsne53]

DAS is scared of sharks after that incident where .............

[Bean Spiller]

....he shared a jacuzzi with Gavin and thought he felt a shark's fin between his legs...