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...and felt an very large bite on his...
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... corn on the cob ...
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He pondered for a moment...Fresh frozen or tinned? Then decided upon tinned because the jolly green giant says it's everso fresh but then that Mr Birds eye says his stuff is fresher. Decisions decisions. It's gets confusing for him,who's more trustworthy the green man or the man with a beard? Pacing up and down the aisle he is distracted for a moment, when he sees..
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... Lord Lucan on checkout 12 ...
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...with dandruff so bad that...
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...he was worthy of the name Neil Green.
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Which was a positive boon to a young gentleman called Mr Sput, who was able to go ski-ing on the cheap. However, during his holiday, he...
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... then realised he was actually on an artificial ski slope somewhere in the North of England ...
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...and that all the white stuff in the background was merely the latest crack haul by the Leeds police, then suddenly...
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An almighty noise, then began an Avalanche of Crack, Sput ran for...
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...the obvious choice of Niagara falls...
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