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Sput
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Whoopsie! hehe!

My eyes were drawn away from it by the big *Sorry* on the sig.
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PutneyMatt wrote:Anyone want to give it a third outing
I'd hate NOT to be the one to upset you, Putney Twat.

Have you heard that the Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this year; they're just going to string up some Glitter?
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Nick Harvey wrote:
PutneyMatt wrote:Anyone want to give it a third outing
I'd hate NOT to be the one to upset you, Putney Twat.

Have you heard that the Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this year; they're just going to string up some Glitter?
Nick Harvey. Never an original thought in his head.
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PutneyMatt wrote:
Nick Harvey wrote:
PutneyMatt wrote:Anyone want to give it a third outing
I'd hate NOT to be the one to upset you, Putney Twat.

Have you heard that the Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this year; they're just going to string up some Glitter?
Nick Harvey. Never an original thought in his head.
And clearly never a logical thought in your head as you invited people to DO that.
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Sput wrote:
PutneyMatt wrote:
Nick Harvey wrote: I'd hate NOT to be the one to upset you, Putney Twat.

Have you heard that the Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this year; they're just going to string up some Glitter?
Nick Harvey. Never an original thought in his head.
And clearly never a logical thought in your head as you invited people to DO that.
Indeed I did. How would you like to jump of a cliff?
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PutneyMatt wrote:Indeed I did. How would you like to jump of a cliff?
When you can tell me how one jumps of (sic) a cliff I might be interested. in the mean time I'd prefer it if you sod off.
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Sput wrote: in the mean time I'd prefer it if you sod off.
mmm Witty response
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PutneyMatt wrote: How would you like to jump of a cliff?
Hypocrite.
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PutneyMatt wrote:
Sput wrote: in the mean time I'd prefer it if you sod off.
mmm Witty response
And THAT is where we use "pot and kettle"!
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'Tis evidently the season of goodwill here at Metropol.

Peace, people.
Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.


"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates, said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.


The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolize Christmas?"

The man replied... (Highlight)"They're Carols."
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