The worst film you have ever seen

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Showgirls.

Watching a film which has a storyline so flimsy it's in danger of snapping, and is basically just straight soft porn is torturously boring when you're a homo.
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Grease

May be a well known film but Travolta irritates the hell out of me.
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J.Christie wrote:Grease

May be a well known film but Travolta irritates the hell out of me.
What exactly is your problem with the notion of a school full of kids that breaks out into spontaneous if well synchronised dance routines in its entirety?!

;)
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Sput wrote:What exactly is your problem with the notion of a school full of kids that breaks out into spontaneous if well synchronised dance routines in its entirety?!

;)
Indeed. "Fame" is also a favourite of mine.
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Gavin Scott wrote: Indeed. "Fame" is also a favourite of mine.
I was going to see that, but it was too expensive - they were all like "Fame costs - and right here is where you start paying" and i was still at home! Sod them if they want me to put money into it all the way along the street to the cinema!
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My worst film ever would be One Hour Photo from 2002. A bizarre Hitchcock wannabe thriller with no obvious reason to exist. Casting Robin Williams in the leading role did nothing to save it.
Titanic.

Jesus tapdancing Christ just sink the fucking ship. It's been 3 hours.
Blasphemy! Lol. The only thing I don't like about it are the way that you're constantly dragged away from the action and back to the present day - the present day bits (except for the first section right at the start) add nothing to the film and seem to exist for no other reason that to get some mileage out of the helishly expensive real footage of the wreck that was shot specially for the film.

Titanic however does have to be a top candidate for 'worst DVD release ever' - an awful 4:3 letterbox transfer of the film with apalling sound quality (the VHS sounds better) and no extras except for the trailer. Thankfully this is being addressed now with a new version on 4 (yes, 4!) disks later this year.
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Lost In Translation I thought was the worst - absolutely pointless and still don't understand what the point of the film was. It had no real plot to it yet it won awards, god knows how.
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Sput wrote:
J.Christie wrote:Grease

May be a well known film but Travolta irritates the hell out of me.
What exactly is your problem with the notion of a school full of kids that breaks out into spontaneous if well synchronised dance routines in its entirety?!

;)
That happened at my school on a regular basis. Though I must admit I was a little blasé to it all after hearing "Summer Nights" for the 463rd time whilst there.
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