The worst film you have ever seen

[time warp]

So, there I was on a usual Friday night out with friends deciding on what to do this week. We opted for a movie, so in we went to the cinema and the majority chose to see 'Land of the Dead'. I had wanted to see 'Goal!' (supposed to be quite good), but Im not one to complain.

Right from the first scene, I realised it had been a mistake. Zombies were there from the off-set, no explanation, no plot, nothing. It was a bit funny at first with the gruesome ways of taking out the zombies but even that wore off after 10 minutes. It was the most boring 2 hours of my life, and I say that even after watching the wildly overrated Crash a few weeks back. Geez, films really are crap nowadays.

[Sput]

Doom.

Just from the trailer. It's clear that it will collapse into itself and create a ball of crappyness powerful enough to destroy not only our world but several nearby ones too!

[DJGM]

Total Recall . . . What an absolutely oversized heap of completely contemptible celluloid bilge that film is!

Only Arnold Schwarzenegger could possibly star in a movie so atrociously, god forsakingly bloody awful!

The only believable characters in this entirely shambolic excuse of a cinematic performance are the
automated taxi drivers that are all robotic shop window dummies, dressed in chauffeurs uniforms!

That's me putting it politely! If I said what I really think, this'd have to go in the sweary thread!

[Brad]

Punch Drunk Love (starring Adam Sandler) was a load of piffle.

[Chris]

Batman Begins.

I saw it a few months back, and boy was it crap. The plot was reasonably thin and parts were very predicable - even to the end when I managed to predict the last line before it was said on screen.

[cat]

Closer.

The only thing I felt close to was suicide.

And that's my witty joke for the day.

[J.Christie]

Metropol: The Movie

[johnnyboy]

Unbreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson.

I like both actors a lot, but how they agreed to this tepid script, I will never know.

Along with "Battlefield Earth", it made my brain hurt.

[iSon]

Anger Management.

Truly awful.

[Cheese Head]

The Shape Of Things.

Worst film ever...

Each scene is like the film just starting. It has like 5 characters and an extra in the entire thing. Truly dull.

[noelfirl]

Chill Factor.

How Cuba Gooding Jr. and Peter Firth ever got involved in this absolute piece of crap with no redeeming features i'll never know.