It's fucking incorrect, you cunt, not 'uncorrect'Jamez wrote:ROFL!
I love the fact that this place is so politically uncorrect!
The Sweariest Thread In The World . . . Ever!
The Random Thread? Seems like some fucking fuckers, fucked the fucking fucker!
How very dare you!
Oh, and to keep this on topic . . . fuck, shit, bollocks and wank!
Oh, and to keep this on topic . . . fuck, shit, bollocks and wank!
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I'm beginning to find chavs quite amusing these days.
There are a couple who live near me and their little chavmobiles have spent more time in the garage than on the road. It is really funny watching them looking under their bonnets and scratching their hollow little heads. It is costing them a bomb in repairs. One or two have recently written their cars off hehehe ( I can laugh because no-one got hurt, only the tree suffered minor damage).
I wonder how much they have to fork out in tyres alone a year.
They only piss me off when they using the same stretch of road as me. Fucking idiots you'd think they'd learn.
A rule for chavs on the road:
Don't try to intimidate women who have P.M.T and who drive bigger, faster cars than yourself. You are likely to be totally humiliated(if i'm in a good mood and go into Mrs.Moss mode) or have your head severely bitten off (when i'm in a bad mood and feeling brave).
Apologies if i haven't sworn enough. I just never feel the need to litter my sentences with swear words. It dosen't make me sound fucking big or fucking clever. I think it makes me sound like one of those fucking chav bitches. I already have one chaveristic and that is a decent sound system in my old banger.
There are a couple who live near me and their little chavmobiles have spent more time in the garage than on the road. It is really funny watching them looking under their bonnets and scratching their hollow little heads. It is costing them a bomb in repairs. One or two have recently written their cars off hehehe ( I can laugh because no-one got hurt, only the tree suffered minor damage).
I wonder how much they have to fork out in tyres alone a year.
They only piss me off when they using the same stretch of road as me. Fucking idiots you'd think they'd learn.
A rule for chavs on the road:
Don't try to intimidate women who have P.M.T and who drive bigger, faster cars than yourself. You are likely to be totally humiliated(if i'm in a good mood and go into Mrs.Moss mode) or have your head severely bitten off (when i'm in a bad mood and feeling brave).
Apologies if i haven't sworn enough. I just never feel the need to litter my sentences with swear words. It dosen't make me sound fucking big or fucking clever. I think it makes me sound like one of those fucking chav bitches. I already have one chaveristic and that is a decent sound system in my old banger.
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I DON'T GIVE A BASTARDY CUNTING MAGGOTED MINGE-FUCK IF UNCORRECT IS INCORRECT. GO AND FUCKING FUCK THE CUNTING ELECTRICITY SOCKET. YOU PISS WIPE.Boughton wrote:It's fucking incorrect, you cunt, not 'uncorrect'Jamez wrote:ROFL!
I love the fact that this place is so politically uncorrect!