Right folks, here's the deal . . . this is your chance to vent your spleen and talk about the sort of stuff that really gets
on your nervess! Anything from current annoying crazes, to the disease like spread of so called "chav culture", or
even the juvenile little fuckwits that invaded TV Forum during the summer holidays. Litter your comments with
as much potty mouthed strong language as you think is needed to get your fucking point across.
And we're all adults here, so I'm sure none of us mind a bit of sweariness every now and then!
The Sweariest Thread In The World . . . Ever!
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*nervous*
Let's keep it moderately offensive, rather than out and out filth.
I'm a bit hacked off myself after telling Joe Harvard not to use the train image towards George12345 - only to find him posting polls about "favourite teatime programmes" with that obsessive weirdo PaulFox.
Further evidence of George posting duplicate threads in the wrong forums (spotted by Nick), as well as his "I'm new here - don't hit me" thread makes me wish I hadn't bothered.
And by the way, why hasn't Charlie wells spotted that "Anti-tv-licence" is "Skyonefan" under yet another username?
I think we should be fuckin told.
Let's keep it moderately offensive, rather than out and out filth.
I'm a bit hacked off myself after telling Joe Harvard not to use the train image towards George12345 - only to find him posting polls about "favourite teatime programmes" with that obsessive weirdo PaulFox.
Further evidence of George posting duplicate threads in the wrong forums (spotted by Nick), as well as his "I'm new here - don't hit me" thread makes me wish I hadn't bothered.
And by the way, why hasn't Charlie wells spotted that "Anti-tv-licence" is "Skyonefan" under yet another username?
I think we should be fuckin told.
Living next to a dual-carriageway. NON STOP FUCKING TRAFFIC NOISE. It's even noisier when the road is wet such as today.
People who want you to pay for everything through Direct Debit. I hate DD, mainly because they just take the money, no matter what the bill could be such as a phone or electricity bill.
Miserable fuckers who work in shops at night. I think the supermarkets purposely employ fucking dullard people with no personality after 10pm.
The current crap that makes up the UK Top 40 chart. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was shot dead?
The current homepage on TV Forum. Unnecessarily bulky and packed with useless and bandwidth munching javascript and flash. Typical.
The twats on Media UK.
The fact that Broadband takes 10-20 days to be installed. Fuckers.
Toilets are too low. For anyone above 5'10 like myself being a 6footer, having a piss is like a skilled game. Toilets should be at least 2ft from the ground, and not 16 inches.
People who want you to pay for everything through Direct Debit. I hate DD, mainly because they just take the money, no matter what the bill could be such as a phone or electricity bill.
Miserable fuckers who work in shops at night. I think the supermarkets purposely employ fucking dullard people with no personality after 10pm.
The current crap that makes up the UK Top 40 chart. Dontcha wish your girlfriend was shot dead?
The current homepage on TV Forum. Unnecessarily bulky and packed with useless and bandwidth munching javascript and flash. Typical.
The twats on Media UK.
The fact that Broadband takes 10-20 days to be installed. Fuckers.
Toilets are too low. For anyone above 5'10 like myself being a 6footer, having a piss is like a skilled game. Toilets should be at least 2ft from the ground, and not 16 inches.
That's a fucking estimate provided by B-pissing-T. If your isp aren't a bunch of cunts then it'll be done fasterJamez wrote:The fact that Broadband takes 10-20 days to be installed. Fuckers.
Aside from that I fucking hate bastard boilers that are possessed by lisp henrys and cuntish demons
Knight knight
oh the woman in the dalkeith tescos was fab when it came to my mistake with the pick and mix, even scoffing the sweets herself. fab.Jamez wrote:Miserable fuckers who work in shops at night. I think the supermarkets purposely employ fucking dullard people with no personality after 10pm.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Even my colleague David wants to know why you didn't pop along to Leith to see us when you were in Dalkeith.Hymagumba wrote:oh the woman in the dalkeith tescos was fab when it came to my mistake with the pick and mix, even scoffing the sweets herself. fab.Jamez wrote:Miserable fuckers who work in shops at night. I think the supermarkets purposely employ fucking dullard people with no personality after 10pm.
And he only knows you from my story telling.
well I would have but last time I was in Leith I spent 37 minutes going up and dwon the multistories at Ocean Terminal with "Do You Thing" by Basement Jaxx blasting out my speakers so I didn't have time.Gavin Scott wrote:Even my colleague David wants to know why you didn't pop along to Leith to see us when you were in Dalkeith.
And he only knows you from my story telling.
sowwy
"He has to be larger than bacon"
Companies that have that bloody 30 day policy (when you're trying to leave them) is very annoying. I'm trying to leave Telewest Digital for Sky+ but we have to wait 30 days for Telepest to come out and take the box away (I think it's 3 weeks now). 
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Glad that's off my chest.
:roll: Glad that's off my chest.
So fucking much for this being the sweariest thread ever!
I'll soon put that right . . .
While I was walking round Bury town centre the other fucking day, I heard some loud shit blaring out of somewhere.
I was about to go past Yates's, I thought this fucking awful racket was coming from there. As I got closer, I looked
at my watch. It was nearly 17:30 in the afternoon, for fuck's sake! Then I found the fucking source of the noise.
A white Peugeot 306, with some gormless neanderthal twatbastard chav cunt behind the wheel!
Not only was there some fucking awful loud hardcore techno shite blaring out of the speakers of this cunt's car,
the braindead fuckwit started revving up his engine as fucking loudly as he fucking could. What a numb twat!
Seconds later, the fucking stupid bastard numbskull sped off, making the tyres screech very fucking loud!
The stupid fucking worthless, brainless, moronic, gormless, useless, pointless, waste of space, chav twat!
I have to say, in my honest fucking opinion, such stupid fucking brainless, waste of space, bastard chav
cunts like that don't fucking deserve to own a fucking car, let alone be allowed to fucking drive one!
I fucking hate chavs. Fucking shit cunts, the lot of them! Thick as fucking pigshit an' all!
I'll soon put that right . . .
While I was walking round Bury town centre the other fucking day, I heard some loud shit blaring out of somewhere.
I was about to go past Yates's, I thought this fucking awful racket was coming from there. As I got closer, I looked
at my watch. It was nearly 17:30 in the afternoon, for fuck's sake! Then I found the fucking source of the noise.
A white Peugeot 306, with some gormless neanderthal twatbastard chav cunt behind the wheel!
Not only was there some fucking awful loud hardcore techno shite blaring out of the speakers of this cunt's car,
the braindead fuckwit started revving up his engine as fucking loudly as he fucking could. What a numb twat!
Seconds later, the fucking stupid bastard numbskull sped off, making the tyres screech very fucking loud!
The stupid fucking worthless, brainless, moronic, gormless, useless, pointless, waste of space, chav twat!
I have to say, in my honest fucking opinion, such stupid fucking brainless, waste of space, bastard chav
cunts like that don't fucking deserve to own a fucking car, let alone be allowed to fucking drive one!
I fucking hate chavs. Fucking shit cunts, the lot of them! Thick as fucking pigshit an' all!
And if my post above, isn't the most sweariest message ever posted on this forum . . . I'll eat my fucking hat!