Jokes!

[russnet]

Sandwich goes into a pub and says "Can I have a pint please"
"I'm sorry" said the barman "We don't serve food"

Mmh, cr@p even if I think myself!

[Chris]

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

A mate told me this the other day - I didn't get it until a few minutes later.

[Anonymous]

fUK U HYMAgumba, u r a fucking turd i wish u got
trash thrown at ya.

[Cheese Head]

Not laughing.

No racist joke.

It's perfectly understandable if you dont like racist jokes, but you could have put a bit more structure in your reply.

Anyway... Ever seen a cunt wrapped up in plastic?

No? Look at your passport!

[Anonymous]

How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church

[Neil Jones]

How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church

*deadly silence descends on Metropol interrupted on irregular occasions by the sound of a ribbiting frog*

[Pete]

this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.

<img src="http://www.hymagumba.m000.org.uk/uploads/tumbleweed.gif" alt="Tumbleweed" title="another post my Barnett" >

[Neil Jones]

this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.

But then you'd argue that it would be wasted on Barrett as it would be too good for him, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous]

[Pete]

oh no, it was just an excuse to go over to famousmales yet again tonight.

[Neil Jones]

ok, so you don't get the joke. HN

You miss the point. The point was not that I did not get the joke, more rather that the joke was crap. Hence the descend of silence and the ribbeting frog.