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Sandwich goes into a pub and says "Can I have a pint please"
"I'm sorry" said the barman "We don't serve food"

Mmh, cr@p even if I think myself!
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Chris
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A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

A mate told me this the other day - I didn't get it until a few minutes later.
Anonymous

fUK U HYMAgumba, u r a fucking turd i wish u got
trash thrown at ya.
Cheese Head
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Not laughing.

No racist joke.
It's perfectly understandable if you dont like racist jokes, but you could have put a bit more structure in your reply.

Anyway... Ever seen a cunt wrapped up in plastic?

No? Look at your passport!
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Anonymous

How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church
Neil Jones
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Barrett wrote:How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church
*deadly silence descends on Metropol interrupted on irregular occasions by the sound of a ribbiting frog*
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Pete
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this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.

<img src="http://www.hymagumba.m000.org.uk/uploads/tumbleweed.gif" alt="Tumbleweed" title="another post my Barnett" >
"He has to be larger than bacon"
Neil Jones
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Hymagumba wrote:this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.
But then you'd argue that it would be wasted on Barrett as it would be too good for him, wouldn't you? ;)
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Pete
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oh no, it was just an excuse to go over to famousmales yet again tonight.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
Neil Jones
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Barrett wrote:ok, so you don't get the joke. HN
You miss the point. The point was not that I did not get the joke, more rather that the joke was crap. Hence the descend of silence and the ribbeting frog.
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