Most of you are probably too young to remember.

So that's all the work of the event organiser and has nothing to do with Alton Towers? I think not.

If some organisation was throwing loads of cash at me I'd certainly do a few small things to help make their day how they wanted it

Exactly. Which means Alton Towers are complicit in the whole ...

I particularly love the quote by the organiser: "We’re trying to integrate Muslims into the wider community."

Hmmm. Now let me see. Perhaps that could be achieved by actually integrating with the wider community, instead of organising an event from which the wider community is excluded.

As for ...

When I first heard about this I thought it had to be some kind of April Fool joke or a weird hoax.

But it seems that it's true.

Gobsmacked.

Ebeneezer Scrooge wrote:Well he does have eyes, to be fair.

A resemblance...?

Might one enquire if the highlighted icon is the News 24 generic mark I countdown, mark II with farmers and market gits, mark III with patented "This is the BBC, try and stop us" red beams, or some new fangled "none-News 24" countdown?

Knowing Mr Scott it'll be a 30 second clip of Michael ...

I have 1450 jpg images (all heterosexual), all optimised for size and personally cropped so I can fit four on the screen at once when whacking. They're broken down into eight basic categories: Tits, Shaved, Toilet, Anal, Bizarre, MILF, Spanking and Gyno. No queer or kiddy stuff though.

...people slowing down to look at Gavin Scott rummaging through an old lady's handbag...

The manager of Liverpool Football Club sends his scouts out to Afghanistan to spot fresh new talent.

They see a lad kicking a ball around on a piece of waste ground and think he could be the next Ronaldo. They immediately offer him a place in the Liverpool team and he takes up their offer.

Three ...

....he shared a jacuzzi with Gavin and thought he felt a shark's fin between his legs...