Back when I went to school, everyday the big kids would throw gold bars at me.

I was a victim of bullion.

Better said aloud, obviously.

It may not be what the scientists suggest, but all you need for a hangover is a cooked breakfast and a wank.

That'll see you good enough to go outside at least.

Row, That seems like a fairly regular type of situation, but I feel sorry for you for having to be subject to it.

I'm sure that it is generally the best policy just to do as they say, but it can be such a drag being obedient to a load of dumb ass mother fookers, like that.

At least you got an ...

Bail wrote:I must say that wasp one is rather fantastic. Despite wasps being the most evil thing on the planet.

I thought those might have been hoverflies...

Also notice how beautiful nature looks when viewed alongside ugly technology.

Once a day for me, every morning. I know thats not enough, but the habit of falling asleep before brushing has got the better of me so I don't worry about it any more.

I think people are entitled to be disappointed by the quality they get if they know that their equipment is capable of better.

martindtanderson wrote:

CraigF wrote:I think it's only me and Katherine who don't drink...

I dont. I only drank that one can, when I was about 6, because I thought it was flavoured lemonade.

So it's no more shandy or penetrative sex for you, then?

Plus something I couldn't find a picture of - made by Tomy, it was a little arcade thingy the shape of the bonnet of a porsche 911. Just above the steering wheel was a little green window which showed you the upcoming road and some threatening fur trees. Impossible to crash, I can't imagine how it ...

http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/images/collector_guides/motu_class/fig_shots/stinkor_f.jpg

http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/images/collector_guides/motu_class/fig_shots/mantena_f.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/pq/philgee/images/littleprofessor.jpg

Plus something I couldn't ...

Would people stop bullying Barrett, please! All he did was have a bit of a moan because something caused his computer to jam... Many less important or interesting things get posted here. Phone numbers for instance.

As for Chicken McNuggets... Never had one in my life. They look like bad value to me ...

When I did it yesterday I didn't bother reading the whole thing - so can anybody tell me what the relevance of flossing everyday has to do with life expectancy? I'm curious.

77 or 89 for me. 83 then.