i have a theory on how it would be possible to look into the past, the future, to see everybodies life as they see it, and to see every other possible permutation of events, whether they are possible or not.

the premise is in fact ridiculously simple.

as you know, your pc screen is made from a ...

If you have "no telephone provider at the moment", then you've got no bleedin' telephone, so there's no way you're going to dial any bleedin' number, let alone 0808 100 7722, you load of bleedin' idiots.


Calm down dear! Ever heard of mobiles? Or calling from work or a friend's place? Or even ...

If you have "no telephone provider at the moment", then you've got no bleedin' telephone, so there's no way you're going to dial any bleedin' number, let alone 0808 100 7722, you load of bleedin' idiots.


Calm down dear! Ever heard of mobiles? Or calling from work or a friend's place? Or even ...

martindtanderson wrote:and why can't god come from wiltshire?

Because Wiltshire couldn't exist before being created by God - hence God could not possibly come from Wiltshire....

For gawd's sake, it's a ruddy supermarket - as I said before, who gives a toss??

one day you'll become so miserable your chair shall develop an intelligence and murder you for the sake of the world. until that day comes why not take ecstasy?

If you'd like to post some to me, then I'd be ...

I merely stated the truth - that really isn't trolling, sonny boy!

For gawd's sake, it's a ruddy supermarket - as I said before, who gives a toss??

So would you please explain why 'Equidem' was banned for no apparent reason?

And why does NH keep sniping about the smallest of things on TVF? Perhaps it's the bearded menopause... :roll:

Wasn't it because you received a 'lifetime ban' after you made libellous comments about a certain news ...

This is purely curiosity.
I didn't think this belonged in TVF because the people who are in the know are over here.

I never really get a chance to read the papers, i skim through all the papers at work, yes even the Sun - for Bizarre i'll have you know, ok!
It just dawned on me today, what with ...

This is purely curiosity.
I didn't think this belonged in TVF because the people who are in the know are over here.

I never really get a chance to read the papers, i skim through all the papers at work, yes even the Sun - for Bizarre i'll have you know, ok!
It just dawned on me today, what with ...

Dr Lobster* wrote:i'm sure whatever happens the end result will be this:

Ha ha - very funny, and so true too. Nice one Dr Lob.