I fookin' hate you!

[Nini]

Being bored shitless and in need of stimulation or whatever, I've decided to list my current list of people I just genuinely hate along with an obligatory reference to Morrisons and other supermarkets because it's been a while, eh?

On with the diatribe.

Harry Hill - Hmm, I feel it might just be the mighty unwashed of "that shithole" affecting my judgement and making me hate him more but I don't get the man, never have. To some he's a mad comic legend but to me he's always been that slaphead cunt with the lapels and that's through the logic that I don't really like lowbrow to no brow comics who should be entertaining kids in Butlins or just the shit comedy ITV occasionally puts on if you like. How can this gurning twazzock be loved by so many when his jokes are poorer than Joe fucking Pasquale's? Hmm, eh? Let him be anally fucked by an angry farmer who recently came second in a largest carrot competition as it was knobbled and he wanted to make a joke about it. No lube.

saturdaymorning - No introduction necessary I'm sure but it's been a good while since a troll like him has irritated me personally to such an extent I've wanted a hit taken out on them (last was Paul Akinbola, £100 short). If there's one type of net personality I don't like it's most definitely the otaku. Not because of what they like but because most are shitdumb and not afraid to prove it. For me, going on about how the Power Rangers and other shows like it are, somehow, not as shit as we figure is enough to make me hate you, saying that you're awesome when you're quite clearly just some dumb retard kid, yeah that's gonna make me want to stamp you out if I see you personally.

Greg (something) - I think I've said a great deal on this little choad already but god, his slimy self-effacing bullshit act on Quizmania has many a strange person on TVF licking out of his shit-covered hands. If he wasn't such a talentless POS I'd be nearly alright with him but no, this unfunny man has been told he should be presenting Saturday night top league shows when he could barely cope with standing on-screen for a while begging people to part with their cash for a chance to guess at an impossible puzzle. Still, if he dies during a flyover from Ukraine or wherever he's now beaming his ugly mug now, I won't be sad or considered guilty in a court of my peers.

Tumble Tower/StuPlymouth - Just lump 'em together, they're both annoying for the same reasons but TT seems to have a genuine mental condition, not sure what Stu's issue is. Noticed recently that he was the guy I did not get on with when the 2012 Olympic logo was revealed so not exactly grinning at the man right now. Other than that, they both irritate me for just being general ignoramuses to the world at large and how it's always going to be pointing the finger at them (both playground taunting and middle finger) and pushing them over when they're not looking only for them to laugh half-heartedly with the rest of us even though the joke's always on them.

Notable mentions, you're still very irritating just not "Aldritt Gold Standard" irritating.

barcode/(random number generator output) - Not truly as annoying as some would reckon in terms of pure entertainment value. He's stupid as sin but the fact you can tag him along with a fake zip file with Blockbusters music, classic! He still irritates me though so he still gets a demerit.

nok32uk - Mr. Common-as-Shit himself, if gay would read Heat and probably does anyway. Sadly his choice in viewing makes me hate him and anyone who can support lowest common denominator crap deserves a good whipping and not of the "ooh, hit me harder" sort.

Charlie Brooker - Only know Mr VAT Crime to agree with me on this but tell me please why this man isn't just Luxton with a national audience and a production budget? He's not fit to lick VLS' loafers in Shitwipe and he co-created Nathan Barley. I feel that being any bit responsible for Nathan Barley alone is enough (though it won't affect Chris Morris' standing for me, the Brasseye paedo special is enough to keep him clean for a good while).

And for shits and giggles, the supermarket part. I don't like the translucency of Morrisons carriers and Tesco can piss in a cup from 4 feet away (and get every drop in) before I shop there again. Their bags are also shit.

[barcode]

barcode/(random number generator output) - Not truly as annoying as some would reckon in terms of pure entertainment value. He's stupid as sin but the fact you can tag him along with a fake zip file with Blockbusters music, classic! He still irritates me though so he still gets a demerit.

well if that is the worse you can give me then I can;t complain

[Ronnie Rowlands]

Uh. Agree with you about saturdaymorning, entirely. He wants putting down.

[Jamez]

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[Lorns]

saturdaymorning - No introduction necessary I'm sure but it's been a good while since a troll like him has irritated me personally to such an extent I've wanted a hit taken out on them (last was Paul Akinbola, £100 short). If there's one type of net personality I don't like it's most definitely the otaku. Not because of what they like but because most are shitdumb and not afraid to prove it. For me, going on about how the Power Rangers and other shows like it are, somehow, not as shit as we figure is enough to make me hate you, saying that you're awesome when you're quite clearly just some dumb retard kid, yeah that's gonna make me want to stamp you out if I see you personally.

Greg (something) - I think I've said a great deal on this little choad already but god, his slimy self-effacing bullshit act on Quizmania has many a strange person on TVF licking out of his shit-covered hands. If he wasn't such a talentless POS I'd be nearly alright with him but no, this unfunny man has been told he should be presenting Saturday night top league shows when he could barely cope with standing on-screen for a while begging people to part with their cash for a chance to guess at an impossible puzzle. Still, if he dies during a flyover from Ukraine or wherever he's now beaming his ugly mug now, I won't be sad or considered guilty in a court of my peers.

2 Reasons why have joined the Nini fanclub. We have at least 2 things in common.

[Jamez]

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[Gavin Scott]

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JAMEZ EDIT: Gonna make me trawl through MSN chat logs dating back to 2003? :-S

I have zero interest in your alleged MSN conversations. Post anything more on the matter and you will be removed from the board for good.

[cdd]

Not that any of what you said is wrong, but did it really need to be said?

[Nini]

Me? I dunno, probably not but did what Phil said need to be said? Doesn't matter, just a list anyway, didn't expect many to like it and just steer clear. That and I needed to vent, got to do it sometime.

[Jamez]

MODERATION EDIT: IF YOU CAN'T PROVE DEFAMATORY ACCUSATIONS YOU CANNOT POST THEM ON THIS BOARD.

JAMEZ EDIT: Gonna make me trawl through MSN chat logs dating back to 2003? :-S

I have zero interest in your alleged MSN conversations. Post anything more on the matter and you will be removed from the board for good.

Thanks for the advice.

Next time I have some juicy gossip, I'll remember to aquire hard evidence first.

Merry new year to you, sir.

[stu]

Charlie Brooker is ace. I think everything he says is spot on most of the time, does that make me the odd one out or something? You're right about Nathan Barley though.