The Real Queen's Christmas Speech

onetrickpony · Sat 15 Dec, 2007 14.24

As most people on here come across as real Queen's

, deliver your xmas message here!

Well it's that time of the year again when we look back at the year, and what a year it has been. I've had quite a transformation this year, from doing nothing to something. I finally got my life sorted, and my absense in presence here has probably made TVF and Metropol a better place. I would like to say a big hello to Stuart and Gavin. Once again have a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, good luck and God bless.

Lorns · Sat 15 Dec, 2007 18.10

Not that i'm a queen, and i'm getting lazy using youtube links, but, this pretty much sums up my year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWI9fuwj5eM

rob · Thu 20 Dec, 2007 09.54

2007 saw me finally quit bar work after 2 and a half years and go into a new job as an Office Manager, which is something I wanted to do for a while, and I've been enjoying it as it's better than dealing with idiotic drunk wankers. It was also the year that saw me struggle to find form in the dart league. I won 3 singles matches all year and came close to making it to the final of the singles competition but just missed out. Also on the darts front, it was the year that the league lost one of it's best known figures. Graham Baker is still remembered by everyone who knew him, and it's always happy memories of a man who was so popular with everyone.

I would like to wish all Metropollers, especially Gavin, Hyma and Nick the best for Christmas and the New Year. Have a good one...!

Sput · Thu 20 Dec, 2007 10.13

This sums up the year in which I gave up on TV News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RRmE0_n0K4

I heart charlie brooker.

And next year? Why that's the year I get sent to Borneo at the taxpayer's expense. Twice.

barcode · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 13.53

My dear loyal subject: fruit vendors. Oil tycoons, midget tramplal acts and many many more, what a wonder but yet wet year this has been for many of us, but still the dam unity company have now got another reason to jack up our bills, and of course clams direct has seen many more claims as people seem to forget there are the ones who wanted to apply a plastic santa on a wall with a some cheap ladders.

I have also seen many new house being built on bog land and I say let them be flooded, As one person said, “don’t built you house on the sandy land”

In sport we have had a great year in biding for contest but we have only been able to win something we started in the first place.

In music the Xmas no1 was once again a person from a tv show, but we have shown that the UK music scene is will alive and kicking with rap act, pop acts and dance acts. In tv we have had many many many crap storylines in Soap, why can’t there be more sexy and happy like the ones form USA or Brazil? Also tv related We have found the blockbusters package but the password is not around.

I hope that 2008 will be an even better and happy place on metroland,

I sure leave you this speech with a piece of music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h14Gaxm3CzU

Jovis · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 13.56

Waht hapend to thas?

barcode · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 14.04

Jovis wrote:Waht hapend to thas?

you bro the piss men got to the queeny first and gig it up, with ye dog

well you wanted a Queen speech so I did this, as it what I was thinking at the time. not very good but at least it honset!

Jovis · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 14.42

barcode wrote:you bro the piss men got to the queeny first and gig it up, with ye dog

I'm sorry?

barcode · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 15.02

I just wrote what I was thinking at the time, I much better in the mornings

Sput · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 15.33

Shut up barcode, or should I say: Zip it.

barcode · Thu 27 Dec, 2007 15.39

Sput wrote:Shut up barcode, or should I say: Zip it.

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