iPod Shuffle - Same, just different colours
iPod Nano - New design with video playback
iPod Classic - Similar to the latest 80gb model, now thinner and with a capacity if upto 160gb
iPod Touch - The newbie, very similar design to the iPhone with Wi-Fi Internet Browsing, iTunes Store and widescreen display... which even the traditional Classic can't do
iPhone - The long awaited multi-functional tech handheld box thing which does too much to have an "i" infront of it
Below, the newly designed Nano which deserves to be renamed because of it's width:

Below, the new Touch, which is purely mocking the Classic with the phrase "I can do more than you":

The Shuffle and Classic look pretty much the same, and the Classic carries the name Menu design as above. As much as I like these, I already own a 60gb iPod Video... or Classic as I should say, and seeing this is really taking the piss out of owners. I often rip DVD videos to upload onto my iPod and before it was rudely formatted, I was running out of space - now over 100gb more has been announced, i'm rather annoyed. Some may say "why not sell yours and buy a new one" and i've yet thought of a response to that, but for me, it's like swapping televisions - just plain awkward.
Anyway, what do you think about these newbies?