All you have to do is make some comment about the last person to post in this thread (i.e. the poster above yours). The meaner, ruder and more slanderous the better.

cdd wrote:Ronnie Rowlands is a pathetic coward for suggesting that this thread is 'in jest'. He is also a shameless cad for daring to insult dear Lorna, when we all know that her post should be the last one in a thread of this nature!