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I cut an old chuffers hair today that was getting spruced up for his brother in laws 70th wedding anniversary. SEVENTY YEARS! It's really quite lovely. I can't imagine being with someone for 70 years as i'll probably dye by age 55.

I asked if he knew what the secret to their long marriage was. He said his brother in law said Remy Martin has helped him through it and she said selective hearing is her answer to a long marriage.

What do you buy someone for a 70th? I know 60 is Diamond is 70 platinum?
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Diamonds or Platinum are traditional gifts, of course many don't make it that for as a lifespan, never mind a marriage.

Bless them, they obviously found the secret to their compatability and stuck to it.

Are you planning on running in front of a bus just prior to your 55th birthday Ms H?? That would be such a waste.
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miss hellfire wrote: i'll probably dye by age 55.
Damn, I'm going grey already!
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StuartPlymouth wrote: Are you planning on running in front of a bus just prior to your 55th birthday Ms H?? That would be such a waste.
No, she's just going to change her hair colour!
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careful chaps. You're so sharp you'll cut yourselves oneday.

Talking of hair, i was thinking of cutting my long locks off. Still undecided.
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Well don't go for a chavvy lesbian haircut. You know, the typical hoop earrings, spiked-up look that makes Sonic the Hedgehog seem normal.
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It would take quite a haircut to convince me that a blue hedgehog could both speak and bend the laws of kinematics.

*anyway*, going to Japan. brb.
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