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What a morbid topic. :roll:

If they charge per tombstone, you'd get better value for money having something more than three question marks.

I like being enigmatic

I think I'd have "Fuck the fucking fuckers".

It's the sentiment I wish to exude in my sleeping years.

I might have "Maybe I'm not really dead. Maybe I'll do a Dirty Den on you all."

Paul Eddington (Yes Minister etc) had a rather nice one:

"He did little harm".

Not sure I can say the same, but I'd like that nonetheless.

Maybe "I feel you pain, I feel your shame, but you're not to blame" would be a good one.

Spike Milligan has "I told you I was ill!" on his, albeit in Gaelic.

Pete was not a black gay aylum seeking druggie, unlike Mr Rogers

How about, "In Memory of The Roxy, the Tyne Tees Music show" ?