What epitaph would you like on your tombstone?

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B.E. El-Zebub
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???
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Jamez
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What a morbid topic. :roll:
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DAS
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If they charge per tombstone, you'd get better value for money having something more than three question marks.
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B.E. El-Zebub
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I like being enigmatic :)
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iSon
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I think I'd have "Fuck the fucking fuckers".

It's the sentiment I wish to exude in my sleeping years.
Good Lord!
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all new Phil
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I might have "Maybe I'm not really dead. Maybe I'll do a Dirty Den on you all."
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Gavin Scott
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Paul Eddington (Yes Minister etc) had a rather nice one:

"He did little harm".

Not sure I can say the same, but I'd like that nonetheless.
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all new Phil
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Maybe "I feel you pain, I feel your shame, but you're not to blame" would be a good one.
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Jamez
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Spike Milligan has "I told you I was ill!" on his, albeit in Gaelic.
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Pete
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Pete was not a black gay aylum seeking druggie, unlike Mr Rogers
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Square Eyes
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How about, "In Memory of The Roxy, the Tyne Tees Music show" ?
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