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Ok, this is quite simple. I'll start a story off, and then each following person who posts has to write the next bit. Got that? Good!

Here goes..

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the tinned vegetable aisle in Sainsbury's when I saw...

all new Phil wrote:A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the tinned vegetable aisle in Sainsbury's when I saw...

James Martin considering what he could do with a couple of tins of beans and .............

...commented that this seemed awfully familiar to something I thought we scrapped once it got tedious, nevertheless...

...it's incredibly tedious, and Phil should be ashamed of himself for starting it.

The End.

...Phil thought that it would be fun, especially as we seem to have less of the weirdos round here these days. Which is unfortunate really, because...

Meh, you guys are no fun. I was merely trying to lift the atmosphere (is that a phrase even?) seeing as noone had posted on here in ages.

Asses. The lot of you.

...shouted Phil, removing packet of frozen sweetcorn from his...

...bucket (that he was holding), while he wondered what the heck DAS' Celebration Party was celebrating and why DAS himself wasn't invited...

...to go swimming with the sharks, which was fortunate, because...

DAS is scared of sharks after that incident where .............

....he shared a jacuzzi with Gavin and thought he felt a shark's fin between his legs...