Hymarator

[Pete]

What with the revolt against Troutie now in full swing I've shamelessly taken the opportunity to rally support for my up-and-coming coup d'état.

Yes - being one of the first members of TVF, a founding member of the clique, the inventor of Crossroads, the first person on BBC3 and the man who coined "press red" I think I'm in the perfect position to replace Troutie who's position has now become - essentially - untenable.

Those of you who support me when I storm the office of Gavin Scott (I'm within driving distance, and can text him when I get lost) will be rewarded greatly.

Not only shall there be 50 of daddy's best suit waiting for you in heaven (special thanks going out to big Nick for that one) but in the mean time you can all get large "second" homes in which you can live whilst paying very little council tax.

With me in (third) command you can enjoy a better quality of random post locking, being told to fuck off and random and misplaced racist ranting and a fun play at home campaign to get James Martin onto List 99.

So vote for me as mod, you know it makes sense.

Post praise below. Thanks
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[Lorns]

That's all very well, but, would you keep the likes of Dusty Bones out. He gives me the creeps?

[marksi]

Bloody hell you lot are as bad as Liberal Democrat MPs.

[Jamez]

I don't think we need another moderator.

JB is now back, so I don't see the point in having any more.

I have now resigned as moderator.

[Anonymous]

I don't think another moderator is required.

That said, if Gavin feels it is needed, then Hyma would be a good bet.

As long as he avoids the temptation to refer to his mod status in posts.

Gavin rarely, if ever, does, and is respected for it.

[James H]

I don't think another moderator is required.

That said, if Gavin feels it is needed, then Hyma would be a good bet.

As long as he avoids the temptation to refer to his mod status in posts.

Gavin rarely, if ever, does, and is respected for it.

Vote Sput

[Nick Harvey]

With me in (third) command.

1) God.
2) Administrator.
3) Deputy Administrator and Moderator.
4) That other bloke from Newcastle way.
5) The chap from across the water from my second cousin in Bowness-on-Solway.

Fifth, I think; even though I DID vote for you, Mr Hymarator (name, copyright God, 2006).

[Jamez]

With me in (third) command.

1) God.
2) Administrator.
3) Deputy Administrator and Moderator.
4) That other bloke from Newcastle way.
5) The chap from across the water from my second cousin in Bowness-on-Solway.

Fifth, I think; even though I DID vote for you, Mr Hymarator (name, copyright God, 2006).

I am disappointed to see you've removed your Dilwyn avatar, Nick!

[James Martin]

Hyma's not the maturity or the impartiality required I think.

We've seen this with Charlie on the other side.

[James H]

Don't you DARE compare our Hyma to that Charlie cunt.

(Or, "Don't you DARE compare our Hyma to that Charlie, cunt.")

[Nick Harvey]

I am disappointed to see you've removed your Dilwyn avatar, Nick!

Here you go then.

At least have a decent sized version to store for use in a future mock!