Tacky present competition

[Dr Lobster*]

as you know, christmas is a time for giving. but sometimes you want to give somebody a really tacky present they couldn't possibly use.

so, what is your top tackiest presents you'll be giving this year?

my hamper of fun cost £8 - i've got two people very similar gift sets which comprise of the items below. (two items aren't here.. they are festive shortbread and really nasty green festive socks)



the highlight of course is....


... which smells fucking horrible.

so can you beat these?

[cdd]

I can beat it -- Buy that grotty hamper and split up the gifts between different people!