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The worst film you have ever seen
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 16.32
by time warp
So, there I was on a usual Friday night out with friends deciding on what to do this week. We opted for a movie, so in we went to the cinema and the majority chose to see 'Land of the Dead'. I had wanted to see 'Goal!' (supposed to be quite good), but Im not one to complain.
Right from the first scene, I realised it had been a mistake. Zombies were there from the off-set, no explanation, no plot, nothing. It was a bit funny at first with the gruesome ways of taking out the zombies but even that wore off after 10 minutes. It was the most boring 2 hours of my life, and I say that even after watching the wildly overrated Crash a few weeks back. Geez, films really are crap nowadays.
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 16.48
by Sput
Doom.
Just from the trailer. It's clear that it will collapse into itself and create a ball of crappyness powerful enough to destroy not only our world but several nearby ones too!
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 18.12
by DJGM
Total Recall . . . What an absolutely oversized heap of completely contemptible celluloid bilge that film is!
Only Arnold Schwarzenegger could possibly star in a movie so atrociously, god forsakingly bloody awful!
The only believable characters in this entirely shambolic excuse of a cinematic performance are the
automated taxi drivers that are all robotic shop window dummies, dressed in chauffeurs uniforms!
That's me putting it politely! If I said what I really think, this'd have to go in the sweary thread!
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 19.08
by Brad
Punch Drunk Love (starring Adam Sandler) was a load of piffle.
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 20.28
by Chris
Batman Begins.
I saw it a few months back, and boy was it crap. The plot was reasonably thin and parts were very predicable - even to the end when I managed to predict the last line before it was said on screen.
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 22.00
by cat
Closer.
The only thing I felt close to was suicide.
And that's my witty joke for the day.
Posted: Sat 01 Oct, 2005 22.17
by J.Christie
Metropol: The Movie
Posted: Sun 02 Oct, 2005 00.25
by johnnyboy
Unbreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson.
I like both actors a lot, but how they agreed to this tepid script, I will never know.
Along with "Battlefield Earth", it made my brain hurt.
Posted: Sun 02 Oct, 2005 01.01
by iSon
Anger Management.
Truly awful.
Posted: Sun 02 Oct, 2005 07.39
by Cheese Head
The Shape Of Things.
Worst film ever...
Each scene is like the film just starting. It has like 5 characters and an extra in the entire thing. Truly dull.
Posted: Sun 02 Oct, 2005 11.31
by noelfirl
Chill Factor.
How Cuba Gooding Jr. and Peter Firth ever got involved in this absolute piece of crap with no redeeming features i'll never know.