Man with megaphone

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James Martin
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There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
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Sput
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I have a word of wisdom from past experience...

First evacuate your bowels, THEN evacuate your house. The other way round is just plain inconvenient!
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James Martin
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So he's being serious then?
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Sput
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James Martin wrote:So he's being serious then?
Serious enough that you should start to hoard toilet paper, yes.
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James Martin
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Will do.
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Jamez
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HAHAHA :lol:

You guys are cracking me up! Maybe because I'm stoned and listening to very chilled out brazilian music (i cant understand the words, but its very cool - reminds me of the music on The Sims).
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Corin
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Is plagiarism a form of flattery?
Feynman: "String theorists do not make predictions, they make excuses."
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iSon
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James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
Leave...and don't come back.
Good Lord!
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James H
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Isonstine wrote:
James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
Leave...and don't come back.
Look to The Original God for his words of advice...

ASK THE MAN WITH THE MEGAPHONE, YOU TOSSER, NOT US.
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iSon
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James H wrote:
Isonstine wrote:
James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
Leave...and don't come back.
Look to The Original God for his words of advice...

ASK THE MAN WITH THE MEGAPHONE, YOU TOSSER, NOT US.
Very funny "where's my picture" JH, very funny!
Good Lord!
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Luke-H
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Look at the makeshift megaphone. It's amplifing my brainwaves and telling the floor to evacuate it's home. What should I do?
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