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johnnyboy
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A kettle that never runs out of hot water, would be a good start.

And shoes that make you fly...

...what great inventions would make your life easier?
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Dr Lobster*
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johnnyboy wrote:A kettle that never runs out of hot water, would be a good start.

And shoes that make you fly...

...what great inventions would make your life easier?

i always thought a kettle that wouldn't boil/sounds an alarm when you forget to put water in it would be cool
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A computer where your entire system32 folder doen't get corrupted with nasty viruses! :cry:
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A wallet which self-generates another five pound note each time you remove one.

I was going to ask for twenty pound notes, but didn't want to seem greedy.
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An extra pair of hands.
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miss hellfire wrote:An extra pair of hands.
What about another pair of tits? ;)
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Hmmmm!! If i had an extra pair of tits then the bloke would have to have an extra pair of hands, Ooooh! now there's a thought. ;)
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Whoa, talk about forward.

Hmmm, a discreet drip that pumped alcohol/caffine/both into my bloodstream at the flick of a wrist...

And I always wanted bernards watch!!!
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miss hellfire wrote:Hmmmm!! If i had an extra pair of tits then the bloke would have to have an extra pair of hands, Ooooh! now there's a thought. ;)
Well, I'm game if you are! ;)
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:)
Tell you what Jamez, when i get an extra pair of tits we'll discuss it further ;) .
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Everlasting AA Batteries (as most modern devices don't seem to last long with AA batteries anymore)

Hovering Cars (To beat traffic jams in central London & elsewhere)

and....

A Transport system that works ;)
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