Metropol

Inspired by Virgin Radio's search for the funniest joke, which incidentally I don't get, I was inspired to create a thread in search of Metropol's funniest ever joke. No not you James Martin

The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

Can anyone explain this? Is it some clever pun on the famous Foo Fighter's song, Learning to Fly? Or am I just being an idiot. Probably the latter... Personally I think second place joke should have won, and that's why I'm making it my first submission to the contest.

Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
Man: "A cartoon family on television."

Let the giggling begin.

rts wrote:Inspired by Virgin Radio's search for the funniest joke, which incidentally I don't get, I was inspired to create a thread in search of Metropol's funniest ever joke. No not you James Martin

The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

Can anyone explain this? Is it some clever pun on the famous Foo Fighter's song, Learning to Fly? Or am I just being an idiot. Probably the latter... Personally I think second place joke should have won, and that's why I'm making it my first submission to the contest.

Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
Man: "A cartoon family on television."

Let the giggling begin.

B A Baracks (AKA MR T) I may have spelt the surname wrong however

rts wrote: The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

tsk, you're too young to remember The A-Team then ?

So that would be the latter then...

Square Eyes wrote:tsk, you're too young to remember The A-Team then ?

*Smashes head on desk*

I'll get my coat.

noelfirl wrote:So that would be the latter then...

That was pretty much fed to you now, wasn't it.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Cos when the sergeant said "Get Down" They all got up and started dancing!


Mmh!

What did the big chimey say to the little chimey?

"You're too young to smoke"

***Get's Shot***

A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordion... but doesn't.

What do you call a man with 8 heads.




Octoheadman!

Can't make my mind up which to submit from my collection!

I fear that after these this will be my first and only post.


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