The Metropol "Funniest Ever Joke" contest

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rts
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Inspired by Virgin Radio's search for the funniest joke, which incidentally I don't get, I was inspired to create a thread in search of Metropol's funniest ever joke. No not you James Martin ;)

The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

Can anyone explain this? Is it some clever pun on the famous Foo Fighter's song, Learning to Fly? Or am I just being an idiot. Probably the latter... Personally I think second place joke should have won, and that's why I'm making it my first submission to the contest.

Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
Man: "A cartoon family on television."

Let the giggling begin.
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Johnny
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rts wrote:Inspired by Virgin Radio's search for the funniest joke, which incidentally I don't get, I was inspired to create a thread in search of Metropol's funniest ever joke. No not you James Martin ;)

The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

Can anyone explain this? Is it some clever pun on the famous Foo Fighter's song, Learning to Fly? Or am I just being an idiot. Probably the latter... Personally I think second place joke should have won, and that's why I'm making it my first submission to the contest.

Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
Man: "A cartoon family on television."

Let the giggling begin.
B A Baracks (AKA MR T) I may have spelt the surname wrong however
Johnny

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Square Eyes
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rts wrote: The Virgin Radio winner was The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’
tsk, you're too young to remember The A-Team then ?
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noelfirl
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So that would be the latter then...
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rts
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Square Eyes wrote:tsk, you're too young to remember The A-Team then ?
*Smashes head on desk*

I'll get my coat.
noelfirl wrote:So that would be the latter then...
That was pretty much fed to you now, wasn't it.
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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Cos when the sergeant said "Get Down" They all got up and started dancing! :-)


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Johnny
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What did the big chimey say to the little chimey?

"You're too young to smoke"

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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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Can't make my mind up which to submit from my collection!
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I fear that after these this will be my first and only post. :lol:


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A. Steal its chair.


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