Now, what's a guy to do? Be honest? Post it back? Spend it?

Seeing it's work she's YET TO DO, I don't feel to bad if I were to keep it. It's not as if she's toiled away, brush in hand and I'm spending her wages. All that would happen is that the person would say "Why haven't you done my cleaning work?" and she would reply "What cleaning work?" and the conversation would flow like sparkling wine.

Furthermore, I only have a few more Carry On DVD's to get to complete my collection and they're on offer in HMV at the moment...

I've heard people say you can get prosecuted for opening someone's mail, but she's not to know I'm having it redirected and if they did catch me, I'd deny all knowledge.

So... what would you do...?
