[CRACKLE]: Kojak, are you receding, over?

[Dr Lobster*]

male pattern baldness is something that affects most men (and certain women) at some point in their lives, and me being a bit of a lady boy would be gutted if all or part of my sexy blonde high-lighted lox was to become detatched from my scalp either due to a hormone imbalance or sudden fright, induced, for instance by a man in a skeleton suit jumping out from my pantry making a ridiculous ape or screeching noise whilst moving erracticly.

if such an episode was to occur to you, would you consider having a wig installed, or would you opt to go bald gracefully.

additionally, if, for some reason, you went grey at a younger than expected age, would you utilise a cosmetic dye to restore your barnet to its former glory, or would you go for the richard gear sugar daddy look?

[Gavin Scott]

My hair is fine, and over the years has started to 'look' fine. A short cut is more flattering.

I don't have the guts to shave it. I don't have the right shape of head, but I love it on guys who do.

[DAS]

I'm more preoccupied with the revelation that Dr Sig is a ladyboy.

[iSon]

My hair is fine, and over the years has started to 'look' fine. A short cut is more flattering.

I don't have the guts to shave it. I don't have the right shape of head, but I love it on guys who do.

I had all my hair shaved off a couple of summer's ago - looked awful when it was really really short but looked better when it was at a sensible length.

I have tried many times before to grow my hair but I just can't pull off a mullet and it's too much bother. Therefore I also prefer a good short haircut.