Metropol

Come to London - it's big.

Have a look in my pants - it's big!

I heard it smells of wee though... London that is

That's just Croydon. Come to the rest of London and it smells of tramps. Remember don't kiss a tramp - it's where you can catch germs.

I thought that was what Britain's hospitals were for?

(C) Tory Manifesto, 2005

P.s. isn't salad just the least satisfying meal on the planet? It is also pointless to call it healthy. I have had to load my relatively healthy-looking salad up with cheese, bacon, and plum sauce just to make it enjoyable.

This is entirely unrelated to gaydar, but I don't care.

cat wrote:Oh God. Not again.

Let's just remember, that was about 5 years ago.

Actually, I was in Birmingham the other day. It's nice now.

Yes. I was in Birmingham last saturday. Its very nice with the new Bullring complex. Even the train was a nice new Virgin one. Still had to stop though. There was a leaf on the line, then the train doors wouldn't open as it was the wrong kind of atmospheric pressure.

Isonstine wrote:Come to London - it's big.

I am coming to London. Tomorrow in fact. Not running in the Marathon though.

I too am coming to London - tomorrow (Monday), for a big meeting at Sony BMG

jay wrote:I too am coming to London - tomorrow (Monday), for a big meeting at Sony BMG

Why? Are we expecting to see some sort of spin-off record following your appearance on You Are What You Eat?

Lol, no...


Actually, I've got 3 months work experience in London in TV work thanks to gillian, and tomorrow I'm coming down to sort out all the little details. Can't wait!

Chris wrote:

jay wrote:I too am coming to London - tomorrow (Monday), for a big meeting at Sony BMG

Why? Are we expecting to see some sort of spin-off record following your appearance on You Are What You Eat?

"Who ate all the pies" dance remix (featuring mdta on lead vocals)