I'm sure this will last all of ten minutes, as moderation around here is far too strict. But such is the comedy value of some of these messages, that I feel it is only fair to share such humour with others.
For today, then:
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Monday 4 April 2005 17:15 Local Time
Profile peter_rabbit
hey sexy !!
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Message From .maltease
Sent Monday 4 April 2005 22:43 Local Time
Profile .maltease
hey there, how are you doing? J
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Message From fondakox
Sent Monday 4 April 2005 23:13 Local Time
Profile fondakox
i was debating if i should know you up to a flame.... after looking at your pics again.... definatly slip you up onto a flame!!!!
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AND HERE'S A TEASE!!!
hello. been out of touch recently. hope you're well. be sure to catch me on BBC1 at 8pm this thursday
Oooh, who could it be?!
Come on, gentlemen, who can match that?
My Gaydar Messages
Two more, before the night ends.
Message From marcus6969
Sent Tuesday 5 April 2005 00:44 Local Time
Profile marcus6969
hello!
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Message From maccaman
Sent Tuesday 5 April 2005 00:43 Local Time
Profile maccaman
alright mate. How are things going. Saw your profile when browsing and i liked the sound of u. Bit about myself - very str8 acting. enjoy most things any normal person would. enjoy being with friendly and caring guys. enjoy going out but also nights in- one one one with that other person. have included a couple of photos. private ones are available. if your interested in the pics or my profile then and you would like to chat either on here or on msn then i`d love to here from you. if not interested, would appreciate a blank message just so i know. Anyway, i hope to hear from you soon either way. Take Care. Dave. would love to see any pics u may have of yourself. i have a couple more if you r interested
(I'm not interested)
Message From marcus6969
Sent Tuesday 5 April 2005 00:44 Local Time
Profile marcus6969
hello!
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Message From maccaman
Sent Tuesday 5 April 2005 00:43 Local Time
Profile maccaman
alright mate. How are things going. Saw your profile when browsing and i liked the sound of u. Bit about myself - very str8 acting. enjoy most things any normal person would. enjoy being with friendly and caring guys. enjoy going out but also nights in- one one one with that other person. have included a couple of photos. private ones are available. if your interested in the pics or my profile then and you would like to chat either on here or on msn then i`d love to here from you. if not interested, would appreciate a blank message just so i know. Anyway, i hope to hear from you soon either way. Take Care. Dave. would love to see any pics u may have of yourself. i have a couple more if you r interested
(I'm not interested)
A few of my messages from Faceparty then:
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Hey gorgeous! just wondered if ur on msn coz i'd rele like to get 2 knw u! u seem an intrestin kinda guy
write bak! louise x
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YO SEXMEISTER!
what uni do u go to? if u wanna hook up some time, lemme know! me n the girls r out in town most wknds, and it wld be gr8 to see u strut ur stuff on da dancefloor! fiona XxXxXxXxX
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Was u in squares the thursday before good friday
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hiya hunny hope 2 heare from u soon love polly rate me plz xxx mwahhhh great picssss
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Hey gorgeous! just wondered if ur on msn coz i'd rele like to get 2 knw u! u seem an intrestin kinda guy
write bak! louise x
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YO SEXMEISTER!
what uni do u go to? if u wanna hook up some time, lemme know! me n the girls r out in town most wknds, and it wld be gr8 to see u strut ur stuff on da dancefloor! fiona XxXxXxXxX
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Was u in squares the thursday before good friday
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hiya hunny hope 2 heare from u soon love polly rate me plz xxx mwahhhh great picssss
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My recent messages from Faceparty...
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Also, I'm being stalked by a girl called Jess. She's set up about 10 MSN accounts and added me to all of them, plus she's dug up some old abandoned profiles and sent "I want to be your friend" messages through them, so most of my messages are from her.
No one particularly interesting messages me from those accounts anyway, apart from admin who usually just warn me... "if you upload any more images like that, we'll have no choice but to remove your account"
No new messages on Metropol, 25 new messages on TV Forum from the likes of Craig Adams asking me for BBC News themes, and 5 text messages on my phone from Bail saying things like "Makes three of up, only on yesterday in the run."
Popular little sod aren't I.
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administrator says...
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We hope you have a great day. To show our appreciation, for today only, we have given you a very special chat room icon!
Why not check out our other Birthday Members?
Best Wishes & Regards,
The Faceparty Big Brother
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Also, I'm being stalked by a girl called Jess. She's set up about 10 MSN accounts and added me to all of them, plus she's dug up some old abandoned profiles and sent "I want to be your friend" messages through them, so most of my messages are from her.
No one particularly interesting messages me from those accounts anyway, apart from admin who usually just warn me... "if you upload any more images like that, we'll have no choice but to remove your account"
No new messages on Metropol, 25 new messages on TV Forum from the likes of Craig Adams asking me for BBC News themes, and 5 text messages on my phone from Bail saying things like "Makes three of up, only on yesterday in the run."
Popular little sod aren't I.
Really? Do you also get those asking you to add his "mate" to your MSN?Lee wrote:No new messages on Metropol, 25 new messages on TV Forum from the likes of Craig Adams asking me for BBC News themes ...
An example being ...
Now, unless he has a doppelganger, I have a very sneaking suspicion that he is Craig Adams. Yes, our very own Craig Adams, the gimp who pesters many a member on various fora for clean BBC News music, jingles and the like and also to add them to their MSN Messenger.From: skysportslee Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 16:00
Subject: Msn
Thanks for that,
P.S could you add my mate's Msn Messenger addy. it is [email protected]
Regards
lee penfold
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Penfold
Here's a picture of our clean music stalker ...
Here's a little from his MSN profile ....
A Little About Me
Ed: *cue Simon Bates' Our Tune*
I'm looking for a good looking girl, also it's got to a long term relationship. I have been single about seven months now, I am fed up of being on my own. Add me to my Msn Messenger: [email protected]
Favourite Things
My Favourite Things are Music The Moody Blues The Beatles Soundtracks from Barry Gray and t.v themes going on holiday to Weymouth watching t.v and Science Fiction e.g Thunderbirds Doctor Who..
Hobbies and Interests
Science Fiction e.g Thunderbirds Stingray U.F.O Star Trek Doctor Who. Football Walking Going Out
meeting my mates and helping raising money for my charity.
Voluntary dj at Flares Nightclub I do it for special needs people twice a month.
Anyone want to offer some "advice" to these guys?Favourite Quote
f.a.b
I don't believe
Yep, I know all about Mr Adams and his "mate" Lee.
This is Lee Penfold. He likes Rugby and football, his favourite TV shows are Emmerdale, Corrie and Sky Sports, and he is... "Looking for a good sexy girl, she must be kind, caring, passionate. Also she must not Smoke, I am into Short Skirts for girls and Boots. Now I can be Trustworthy Loyal Helpful etc."
Although to be fair, the happy couple haven't been PMing me as much as I would've expected. The BBC News theme requests have been more from Lord Hanson of Hanson corp. inc. ltd.
This is Lee Penfold. He likes Rugby and football, his favourite TV shows are Emmerdale, Corrie and Sky Sports, and he is... "Looking for a good sexy girl, she must be kind, caring, passionate. Also she must not Smoke, I am into Short Skirts for girls and Boots. Now I can be Trustworthy Loyal Helpful etc."
Although to be fair, the happy couple haven't been PMing me as much as I would've expected. The BBC News theme requests have been more from Lord Hanson of Hanson corp. inc. ltd.
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So Lee and Adam are different people?
I can hardly beleive it, but the pictures seem to prove the point.
I can hardly beleive it, but the pictures seem to prove the point.