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Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 17.57
by cat
I'm sure you can get a kitty going, Jamez.
Don't think there was a pun in that sentence.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 18.01
by marksi
Jamez wrote:I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.
But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum!
Doesn't take much Jamez, eh?
Straight. ROTFL. The money would be a good excuse for you to take that, er, "first" step, though.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 18.19
by Jamez
£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:
Diesel: £20
Food/Groceries: £40
Cigarettes/Booze: £60
Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).
Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 19.09
by babyben
Jamez wrote:£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:
Diesel: £20
Food/Groceries: £40
Cigarettes/Booze: £60
Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).
Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
You know there are times when I read on here and I can't believe my eyes.
So let me get this straight (ahem).. Jamez is now going to become a rentboy.. oh, we saw that one coming. Ahem. Again.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 19.56
by Cheese Head
ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 21.05
by Jamez
Cheese Head wrote:ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Like I'm gonna being putting my cock anywhere NEAR your sweaty anus! :roll:
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 21.08
by marksi
Jamez wrote:Cheese Head wrote:ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Like I'm gonna being putting my cock anywhere NEAR your sweaty anus! :roll:
Oh personally I'm not fussed which way round you prefer things.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 21.16
by babyben
Jamez wrote:Cheese Head wrote:ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Like I'm gonna being putting my cock anywhere NEAR your sweaty anus! :roll:
Suddenly my dinner doesn't seem so appealing.
*gags*
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 22.37
by Cheese Head
Oh look, babyben made a post without "
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you know you want it Jamez...
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 22.40
by cat
You are vile.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 22.45
by Jamez
Cheese Head wrote:Oh look, babyben made a post without "
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you know you want it Jamez...
"Cheese Head" - says it all really.
I bet your cock smells disgusting. I bet even you wince at the whiff when you take your skid-marked pants off for a wank during Neighbours!
:why is there no vomiting emoticon?: