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Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 15.32
by Jamez
Cat is becoming a Gigolo!
Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 15.54
by Gavin Scott
Jamez wrote:Cat is becoming a Gigolo!
Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!
Call me a handsome old slag if you like, but I checked his profile and I would have done it for £150 too. I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 16.20
by cat
Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.
It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 16.35
by Gavin Scott
cat wrote:Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.
It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.
I meant him not you Tom.
If it were you and I, I wouldn't want money to change hands. You are far too special to me for that kind of sordidness.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 17.43
by Jamez
I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.
But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum!
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 17.57
by cat
I'm sure you can get a kitty going, Jamez.
Don't think there was a pun in that sentence.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 18.01
by marksi
Jamez wrote:I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.
But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum!
Doesn't take much Jamez, eh?
Straight. ROTFL. The money would be a good excuse for you to take that, er, "first" step, though.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 18.19
by Jamez
£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:
Diesel: £20
Food/Groceries: £40
Cigarettes/Booze: £60
Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).
Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 19.09
by babyben
Jamez wrote:£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:
Diesel: £20
Food/Groceries: £40
Cigarettes/Booze: £60
Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).
Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
You know there are times when I read on here and I can't believe my eyes.
So let me get this straight (ahem).. Jamez is now going to become a rentboy.. oh, we saw that one coming. Ahem. Again.
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 19.56
by Cheese Head
ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Posted: Fri 08 Apr, 2005 21.05
by Jamez
Cheese Head wrote:ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*
Muwhahahahaha
Like I'm gonna being putting my cock anywhere NEAR your sweaty anus! :roll: