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Jamez
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Cat is becoming a Gigolo! ;)

Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!
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Gavin Scott
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Jamez wrote:Cat is becoming a Gigolo! ;)

Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!
Call me a handsome old slag if you like, but I checked his profile and I would have done it for £150 too. I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
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Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.

It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.
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cat wrote:
Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.
Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.

It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.
I meant him not you Tom.

If it were you and I, I wouldn't want money to change hands. You are far too special to me for that kind of sordidness.
Jamez
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I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.

But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum! ;)
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I'm sure you can get a kitty going, Jamez.

Don't think there was a pun in that sentence.
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Jamez wrote:I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.

But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum! ;)
Doesn't take much Jamez, eh?

Straight. ROTFL. The money would be a good excuse for you to take that, er, "first" step, though.

:lol:
Jamez
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£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:

Diesel: £20

Food/Groceries: £40

Cigarettes/Booze: £60

Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).

Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
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Jamez wrote:£150 is what I spend in 1 week on random crap. I mean, living my kinda life isn't cheap:

Diesel: £20

Food/Groceries: £40

Cigarettes/Booze: £60

Condoms: £10 (some weeks it's £0.00, because I've either been ill or having a rest - such as this week).

Plus there's the other direct debits wich are a mixture of NTL, TV Licence and car insurance.
You know there are times when I read on here and I can't believe my eyes. :lol:

So let me get this straight (ahem).. Jamez is now going to become a rentboy.. oh, we saw that one coming. Ahem. Again.

:lol:
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ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*

Muwhahahahaha
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Jamez
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Cheese Head wrote:ooer, this all looks like *good interesting clean fun*

Muwhahahahaha
Like I'm gonna being putting my cock anywhere NEAR your sweaty anus! :roll:
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