The Sweariest Thread In The World . . . Ever!
No, that's a fucking quote from the fucking website. Mind you, I do agree with the fucking comment!
Maybe I should fucking trademark my tedency to use ". . ." in my comments!
Meanwhile, I added the ". . ." to the quoted comments from the fucking bastard website, in place, of the "......"
that were there originally. And why, you may ask? Because I bastard well felt like it, that's fucking why!
Meanwhile, I added the ". . ." to the quoted comments from the fucking bastard website, in place, of the "......"
that were there originally. And why, you may ask? Because I bastard well felt like it, that's fucking why!
Well you fucking well should you ignorant, illiterate cunt. For someone with journalistic aspirations (ha ha), your English is fucking dire. My Croatian au-pair can write better English than you, with my baby in one hand and my fucking cock in the other....Jamez wrote:I DON'T GIVE A BASTARDY CUNTING MAGGOTED MINGE-FUCK IF UNCORRECT IS INCORRECT. GO AND FUCKING FUCK THE CUNTING ELECTRICITY SOCKET. YOU PISS WIPE.Boughton wrote:It's fucking incorrect, you cunt, not 'uncorrect'Jamez wrote:ROFL!
I love the fact that this place is so politically uncorrect!
Don't you find street survey people so bloody annoying? Earlier today, in Bury town centre (again) whilst walking
down the main shopping street, minding my own business, I noticed a group about three of them. I hurried my
pace a bit, and started to swerve slightly, to try and avoid them. But, I'm barely a couple of metres away from
them, and I hear the exact words I was dreading, back at the same time expecting.
"Excuse me sir, could you spare a few minutes of your time for . . . ?"
At this point, I offered my usual "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." excuse, and simply carried on walking. About ten
minutes later, I was walking back the other way down the same street, and the same clipboard wielding
street menace attempted to approach me, and asked the same question as before. Even though I gave
the same "in a hurry" excuse, and continued walking what I really wanted to say was . . .
NO!!! I CANNOT FUCKING SPARE A FEW FUCKING MINUTES OF MY TIME,
YOU MITHERING BASTARD CUNTWIPING SHITE BAG! NOW FUCK RIGHT
OFF, QUIT WASTING MINE, AND EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING TIME, OR
I'M GOING TO INSERT THAT FUCKING CLIPBOARD, SO FUCKING FAR
UP YOUR FUCKING RECTAL CAVITY, THE METAL PART AT THE TOP
IS GOING TO DISLODDGE YOUR FUCKING DENTURES!
down the main shopping street, minding my own business, I noticed a group about three of them. I hurried my
pace a bit, and started to swerve slightly, to try and avoid them. But, I'm barely a couple of metres away from
them, and I hear the exact words I was dreading, back at the same time expecting.
"Excuse me sir, could you spare a few minutes of your time for . . . ?"
At this point, I offered my usual "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." excuse, and simply carried on walking. About ten
minutes later, I was walking back the other way down the same street, and the same clipboard wielding
street menace attempted to approach me, and asked the same question as before. Even though I gave
the same "in a hurry" excuse, and continued walking what I really wanted to say was . . .
NO!!! I CANNOT FUCKING SPARE A FEW FUCKING MINUTES OF MY TIME,
YOU MITHERING BASTARD CUNTWIPING SHITE BAG! NOW FUCK RIGHT
OFF, QUIT WASTING MINE, AND EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING TIME, OR
I'M GOING TO INSERT THAT FUCKING CLIPBOARD, SO FUCKING FAR
UP YOUR FUCKING RECTAL CAVITY, THE METAL PART AT THE TOP
IS GOING TO DISLODDGE YOUR FUCKING DENTURES!
Another thing that fucking well pisses me off . . . people that write "of" in place of "have".
Example:
"You'd think they'd of done that that differently."
Which should be written as:
"You'd think they'd have done that that differently."
Ok, if you're still in primary school, then fair enough, you've still got a lot to learn, but if you're not, then . . .
. . . there is no fucking excuse, you stupid thick cunts! Write things properly, or don't fucking bother!
Example:
"You'd think they'd of done that that differently."
Which should be written as:
"You'd think they'd have done that that differently."
Ok, if you're still in primary school, then fair enough, you've still got a lot to learn, but if you're not, then . . .
. . . there is no fucking excuse, you stupid thick cunts! Write things properly, or don't fucking bother!
Another inappropriate use of words that fucks me off is the misuse of THERE and THEIR and YOUR and YOU'RE.DJGM wrote:Another thing that fucking well pisses me off . . . people that write "of" in place of "have".
Example:
"You'd think they'd of done that that differently."
Which should be written as:
"You'd think they'd have done that that differently."
Ok, if you're still in primary school, then fair enough, you've still got a lot to learn, but if you're not, then . . .
. . . there is no fucking excuse, you stupid thick cunts! Write things properly, or don't fucking bother!
THEIR should only be used when describing something posessively. I.E. - "their dog did a large shit on my shoe, the bonehead."
THERE should only be used when giving directions or describing a place.
YOUR, like THEIR is POSSESSIVE. I.E "your work is a pile of wank".
YOU'RE is the contraction for YOU ARE. It should only be used where you are substituting it for YOU ARE.
The amount of times I have seen the above errors crop up is ridiculous. Getting more common, sadly, due to dickheads using text speak outside of their phone.
Get it right, you twats!!! It isn't that hard!!!
Oh, I know you're not a journalist - that much is very obvious. However, unfortunately for you, even announcers, of any sort, have to be able to realise that 'uncorrect' is incorrect, twatface...Jamez wrote:What ARE you on about? I am not a journalist, and I don't ever plan to be one, either.Boughton wrote: journalistic aspirations (ha ha)
Get your facts right, you cunt.
