Metropol

I did wonder about whether it was a genuine mistake or some sort of clever disclaimer.

Personally I'd offer you 22 fradulent WHSmith Clubcard points that I could put onto your card even if you did not spend £22 in store (on all items exclusing cigarettes, lottery, stamps and gift vouchers).

And with that money, I would buy the Economist, some Italic pens (which are the only damn things I can write with), and a selection of Post Its.

That is the best offer yet.

cat wrote:Thanks for that -- I'd changed the start of the profile, but not the end!

Wouldn't have been too fruitful if I'd left that up.

I will now be hugely upset when the money does not come rolling in.

I thought there was a higher registration fee for profiles which offer personal services? *Ahem*, I read it in a book.

I'm sure you will generate a princely sum, cat.

I did something like that once. I rasied £145.02. Who gave me the tuppence I hear you ask?

All of them.

Well, we're off to the sort of flying start that Concorde got out of Charles de Gaulle...

Message From hornyadam30
Sent Thursday 7 April 2005 01:14 Local Time
Profile hornyadam30
 
hi mate im lookin to fuck with u man u escort me for fun in london ? 


''For fun''.

Oh, guaranteed, of course...

Oh, it's getting better.


Message From i2eye
Sent Thursday 7 April 2005 11:20 Local Time
Profile i2eye
 
Hey gorgeous ... nice pics.

Sex for money sounds great ... I'm looking for regular & no strings fun, and happy to contribute to a student's beer fund. We can do a one-off ... or semi-regular income for you.

I'm a top, no std's and hiv -'ve and expect the same from a partner. My poison... i love 69, rimming & fucking. I'd prefer if we're both having a lot of fun, instead of it being "work".

Oh yeah ... a couple more things ... when I cum there's a lot of it, and my cock gets rock hard ... and it lasts a long long time.

Here are a couple pics (on hol, at work, and what I've got).

Mssg me back, or come chat in London Central and we'll make plans.

Cheers.

And no, the heli is not mine, it's my boss'.


£150 for one-off session ... negotiable for regular fun once or twice a week. 

Whats the kitty at now, cat?

Cat is becoming a Gigolo!

Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!

Jamez wrote:Cat is becoming a Gigolo!

Mind, if I were gay and someone offered me £150 for a fuck, I'd take it!

Call me a handsome old slag if you like, but I checked his profile and I would have done it for £150 too. I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.

Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.

Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.

It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.

cat wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:I mean, he wasn't stunning, but I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for counting coins on my tummy.

Still deciding whether to take that as a compliment or not.

It is going ok so far. Now I am just getting offers for porn. But I do with my clothes on anyway.

I meant him not you Tom.

If it were you and I, I wouldn't want money to change hands. You are far too special to me for that kind of sordidness.

I'd seriously consider sleeping with a bloke for £150, even if it goes against my role as a straight bloke.

But, desperate times calls for desperate measures. Voice artists are similar to hookers anyway, it's just that v/o's sell their voice for an hourly rate, whereas hookers sell their pussys for 1-20 minutes, depending on how long you take to cum!