The Real Queen's Christmas Speech

[Jovis]

You are aware of what 'shut up' means?

[Sput]

I think he's having enough trouble with the idea of "giving" something.

[barcode]

I think he's having enough trouble with the idea of "giving" something.

what would you like to give me?

[Sput]

A right to the chin.

[barcode]

A right to the chin.

at least you know what I want?

[Sput]

a zip file with blockbusters music. Like the one in my mac's trash can?

[barcode]

Yes

But of course I know you wont give me the password, and I know you wont give me the right hock,

Anyways.......... Moving on:


How did a Queen speech turn into this

[Sput]

You started talking. Things have a tendency to become shit when you touch them, it's a sort of reverse Midas touch.

[barcode]

Very good at changing the subject aren't we...

I know that I have not got the Quick fast wuited as you, but many people also say you can speak some shite it be different, but shite is shite,

[Sput]

I'm sure they do, but my joined date is lower than theirs and therefore I'm a superior human being. I'm not changing the subject anyway. You asked how this got off topic: It's your fault and I pointed that out.

[barcode]

as always you a gentlemen,

by the way how did you get the password? or you taking me for another ride with that comment?