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Posted: Fri 17 Mar, 2006 16.02
by russnet
...and felt an very large bite on his...
Posted: Fri 17 Mar, 2006 16.27
by DJGM
... corn on the cob ...
Posted: Fri 17 Mar, 2006 21.00
by Lorns
He pondered for a moment...Fresh frozen or tinned? Then decided upon tinned because the jolly green giant says it's everso fresh but then that Mr Birds eye says his stuff is fresher. Decisions decisions. It's gets confusing for him,who's more trustworthy the green man or the man with a beard? Pacing up and down the aisle he is distracted for a moment, when he sees..
Posted: Fri 17 Mar, 2006 22.36
by DJGM
... Lord Lucan on checkout 12 ...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 13.27
by Finn
...with dandruff so bad that...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 13.30
by Sput
...he was worthy of the name Neil Green.
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 13.57
by Finn
Which was a positive boon to a young gentleman called Mr Sput, who was able to go ski-ing on the cheap. However, during his holiday, he...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 15.48
by DJGM
... then realised he was actually on an artificial ski slope somewhere in the North of England ...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 16.57
by noelfirl
...and that all the white stuff in the background was merely the latest crack haul by the Leeds police, then suddenly...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 18.21
by Lorns
An almighty noise, then began an Avalanche of Crack, Sput ran for...
Posted: Sat 18 Mar, 2006 18.29
by Sput
...the obvious choice of Niagara falls...