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Jovis
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I agree, enough jokes for now.

I'll come bacon Friday.
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Far finer jokes are available at the Daily Mash
Meanwhile the editor of Daily Mail was last night under observation in a central London hospital after suffering what witnesses say was a 'cataclysmic ejaculation'.

A source said: "He got more and more engorged as the details came in and then, when we got the Brubaker quotes, he went all cross-eyed, fell backwards off his chair and his trousers exploded. There was spunk everywhere."
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Jovis wrote:I agree, enough jokes for now.

I'll come bacon Friday.
Trottering out the old gags Jovie
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Jovis
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Yes, I suppose it is in pork taste.
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He always was a bit of a ham.
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I was lying before by the way. Snout wrong with me!
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I'm wondering why we apparently now have to remember 'cat shit' when we sneeze or cough, according to these new adverts.
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I blame mad scientists for starting this panicdemic. Have you noticed how some scientists have been wearing gas masks for some considerable time. * casts my eyes upon sputs avatar and leaky lab*
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Nah, I work mainly with fungi that give you bronchitis and pneumonia. Don't look at me!

I mean it, don't look at me: that's how diseases are spread these days.
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Aha! I'm gonna tell the editor of the daily mail. They'll buy any story dontchaknow.
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There has been some dodgy emails going round claiming to be from DEFRA about not eating tinned pork. Don't worry they're just SPAM.
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