Adverts that irritate and entertain

[Pete]

no no no, it's nini who is the dog, at least keep your tiresome phrases consistent

[Gavin Scott]

Or as Stuart would say,
"''I'' 'think' its the music that accompanies ''it''."

No no, ''I'' think ''you'''ll find ''it'''d be
"The music that 'accompanies' ''it''."

'Perhaps' ''you'''re 'correct'.

Very amusing, 'I''m sure.

'I' notice they appear randomly.

Honestly, 'you' two are like a pair 'of' dogs with a bone!

In that case please accept my 'sincere' apology.

[Stuart*]

'in' that case please accept my 'sincere' apology.

No need to apologise. It did make me laugh, and you've made your point so I shall curb my enthusiasm for 'raised commas' raised commas in future.

Perhaps the random insertion of them should be removed before they irritate everyone?

[Jovis]

Perhaps the random insertion 'of' them should be removed before they irritate everyone?

Good idea Stuart. Ironic, but good.

[cdd]

The thing is, the insertion isn't random, at least it's consistent!

[Stuart*]

The thing 'is', the insertion isn't random, at least 'it''s consistent!

Oh dear, you just have to chip in after the joke was over, don't you, cdd?

[Stuart*]

Have you always found yourself turning up at parties moments after everyone else has left?

[Pete]

talking to yourself now are we plmouth? another sign of madness

[Stuart*]

talking to yourself now are we plmouth? another sign of madness

Not at all, dundee, I just lack the ability to edit and amend my posts, as some do.

Ideally both comments would've appeared in a single post.

[lukey]

talking to yourself now are we plmouth? another sign of madness

Not at all, dundee, I just lack the ability to edit and amend my posts, as some do.

Ideally both comments would've appeared in a single post.

You called?

No.

No, you didn't.

STOP THE AMBIGUITY. It's just not nice.

[iSon]

I'd just like to say that I'm 'delighted' by this thread.